Michael Jackson: An Ass Man

March 14, 2010

So… I’ve come to a very serious conclusion about Michael Joseph Jackson:

He was an ass man.

I present to you the evidence:

– Mark Lester:

‘We’d go out for dinner or a coffee and he would notice women walking past and say, ‘She’s so cute, she’s got a nice tush,’ but then he would be very apologetic.

– A Bodyguard for Michael Jackson in Berlin 1988 (rough translation):

When we were riding around in a car in Berlin, Michael would look at the women in miniskirts and high heels …”Look at her hips!” and “Look at her ass!” Michael would say.

However, when we passed  the girl in question he realized she was a 50 year old woman.

It is needless to say that Michael and I had a good laugh about that. It goes without saying that Michael is pro ass?

– Tatiana on shooting TWYMMF with Michael:

TY: Though he did regularly gazes at me, I was in awe when I caught him looking at my butt. He just approached me up close boldly & studied my butt. Then he took a moment to look away for a second after he did that & it was as if he was thinking or as if he was somewhere else. Then after he took this little pause moment he just bluntly asked, ‘Were you a ballerina?’, TY: ‘Yes.’, MJ:’You wore pointy shoes & danced on your toes?’ TY: ‘Yes, I did.’ MJ:’Wow!

By our fourth take, the heel of my boot was caught in the cars upholstery and Michael put his hand on my leg to help pull it out. It blew my mind that he had actually touched my leg, which I pulled away and began to tumble out of the car falling on my butt and hard too! Michael started laughing hysterically as Joe Pytka yelled, “Get up, keep it going, keep it going, and don’t stop.” As I did, Michael got out of the car and started wiping my butt off.

– Tatiana on the kiss:

As I stepped up to him and put my arms around his collar, he looked deep into my eyes, almost as though he was challenging me. Then he did this sexy little thing where he bit his bottom lip. I placed my arm around his waist, and I landed a kiss right on his smacker!

Never for a moment did I feel this was one-sided, as he at this point, put his left hand on my rear.

– Michael Lovesmith, former fellow Motown recording artist:

“Don’t believe the nonsense about Michael being gay and stuff. When there were girls around he’d talk about them to the guys and run around pinching their asses and then run away. He was a real funky street dude, know what I mean?”

– Aaron Carter:

However, Carter insisted that he thought Jackson liked women.
“He’ll see a girl and comment on her,” Carter said, “or want to touch her [bottom]. He likes girls.”

–  Becky Barksdale, lead guitarist for Michael during the Dangerous World Tour:

Barksdale recalled a concert, in a town she can’t remember, where she got an unexpected surprise from the Man in the Mirror.

It was during Jackson’s mega-hit Beat It, as she ripped through the Eddie Van Halen riffs made famous on MTV. Concentrating on the song, Barksdale was paying attention to little else.

“I came out front with him and we were dancing around and playing guitar, and he was right next to me,” she said, encouraging fans to visit her website to look for photos of the two together. “We never really had any contact with each other. We’re doing the show, night after night after night. One night, I think we were in Buenes Aires, or Chile, I can’t remember which … I had my eyes shut and I’m playing guitar, doing a guitar solo. All of a sudden I feel something on my butt.

I was like, ‘Oh my God, some crazed fan had somehow gotten past security and was on stage. But he was just having fun with me. I turned around and I saw that it was him, and my jaw dropped. And the drummer, I think he skipped a beat because he was laughing so hard,” said Barksdale, who beat out hundreds of other guitarists in a closed audition to win the right to stand on stage with Jackson during the tour.

Kai Chase, his personal chef during the last months:

Interviewer: Did he ever flirt with you?
Kai: Oh yeah, he would flirt you know, in his own charming way. I remember Prince coming into the kitchen, “daddy wants to know when dinner’s going to be ready?” I said, “It’s going to be ready at 6:30.” “Okay, well when it’s ready can you come and set it on th table.” So I’m in the dining room and I’m putting the dishes down and the food and whatnot and he walks in. I have menus on the table for the kids to see. So I’m leaving the area and I have on my chef’s uniform, the chef’s jacket and on the back there’s  a little openning at the back of the apron. So I have my white jeans on and I remember as I’m walking out, I turn around just to see and all of a sudden “psshht” his head turned and it was right on my tush. I was like okaaaay.
Interviewer: Fair to say that in that moment the King of Pop was reading more than one menu at the same time.
Kai: (laughing) I think so.

– Myspace post from a girl who knew him:

I’ll never forget the first thing he asked me was about my aunt. He had a thing for my Aunt J in the 80’s. She was ten years older than him and about 100 pounds heavier than him. She had always been pretty big and curvacious, most of her weight settling towards her lower body. It cracked me up that after all that time he was still checking for her. My mother had always told me that she thought Michael was some kind of undercover freak. He tried to be a shy boy in his younger days but he often got caught stealing some peeks. As she says, she thinks Michael was an “ass man.”

– Carry, a friend of Diana Ross’ in the 80s:

I have caught him staring at Diana, not just her butt(which he did at times) but just her and he would have this smile on his face.

– Nelson George, Conversations on Michael’s Black America, June 4 2010 (@86:00)

“You know it’s funny… Michael was a big sex symbol. Which has kind of got lost in the thing, but Michael was a huge sex symbol and… I’ll tell a story that’s not in the book because I actually didn’t have the right framework for it but in talking to LA Reid and talking to Teddy Riley, guys that spent a lot of time with him, they both told me stories about these women in the studio. It’s an interesting thing, everyone has their perceptions about what Michael was about, but I’ll tell you what… LA Reid is a guy I know very well, I know Teddy Riley very well, these are very straight guys. And they’re telling me that Michael had fine-ass women in the studio, you know, hanging out with him. I believe them. But also, the other thing he said about that was that he… would not… this is another story, another story, another friend of mine, a giant Michael Jackson fan, befriended him, I guess it must be around the turn of the century. So he goes to a party with Michael, Michael’s asking him, “Where’s Beyonce?” ‘Cause he’s never met Beyonce at this point, ’cause he wanted to see her, he made a reference about her derriere. And he goes, “I want to see the girl with the…[derriere]” So he introduces him to Beyonce.

And Michael sees a woman in the crowd, and gets them to bring her over, Michael chats with her, Michael does not take her phone number. As any well known star knows you never take the phone number, your man takes the phone number. So this guy ends up getting the number for Michael. So it’s interesting that there’s this whole narrative about Michael as a heterosexual male, hanging out with guys I know who are very heterosexual male, but there’s something interesting… he himself, would never consciously publicly… it was like he had this whole thing… he was selling the innocent, magical thing.”

Nobody was immune:

And on that theme…

So I know people are probably still reeling from discovering that Peter Pan was all about the bootay…

The air spank:

The actual spanks:

Story time:

In an interview during the 90s Madonna talked about how she and Michael went back to her place after the Oscars in 1991. What did they get up to? Madonna said Michael was very interested in some “photography books” she had.

Fast forward to Michael talking to Rabbi Shmuley:

MJ: At the time I was with Madonna she was into these books, a whole library of women who were tied to walls. She said, “I love spanky books.” Why do I want to see that?

Madonna and Michael, Joe Mantegna, talking about the filming of MJ’s Pepsi Commercial, sometime May 4th -22nd, 1992

Joe Mantegna who worked on a commercial with Madonna in 1992 remembers that Michael was also working on a commercial in a studio nearby. He said that Madonna walked in and Michael was telling him something like, “You know Madonna can be naughty, a bad girl. Sometimes she needs to be spanked.” He hadn’t realized Madonna was standing right behind him.

Howard Stern interviewing LMP, 2003:
H: Did [Michael] spank you?
L: No.

TII spank:

Travis Payne explaining the TII spanking motion:
RVE: There is a rumour out there that Michael was creating a new dance called The Penguin?
TP: I think the fans or some journalist, a lot of times Raffles we would just move and the expression would just come out and the shape would manifest itself. Often times we didn’t name things you know, that’s how we could communicate by doing the step itself. I think you’re talking about this thing [does spanking motion] I think that was just him feeling it and I asked him what he meant by that and he said “that’s like spanking all the bad people.”


  1. Are going to write about Debbie Rowe? It would be very interesting.

    • I’m working on it, the Debbie thing is so complicated though, might take me a while 🙂

      • Um. I wasn’t sure where to put this comment but it relates to a girl Michael was involved with? I don’t really know. It’s this girl called Joanna Thomae. She’s a french girl that Michael met at his 2001 Invincible album signing at Virgin Megastore. I don’t know much about her but other fans have said she spoke publicly about Michael and said trash about him? People have said on her facebook she has pictures of her with Michael and Michael’s family. It’s too early to tell if they were dating, lol. Would that be something you’d research into for this site?

  2. This is so amazing – nobody ever put footage together like this – I am blown away. I need to share this around the world – he just got even sexier for me!!!!!!!!
    I have noted in some footage that he prefers blondes when picking from his fans for dinner dates, there are a few examples of this but until someone starts to put it all together – !! Well all I can say is he did a damned good job of hiding it all these years. Bless him xxx ps Thank you for an amazing article

    • All the white girls I’ve seen him with or know of him being with were either blonde or brown/burnettes.

      Both of his wives were blonde [LMP died her hair burnette in the early 90s b4 she met MJ]

      • Lisa was brunette throughout her marriage. She had dyed black hair when she first started dating Mike.

        • Oh, okay, I thought she died her hair black after their divorce.

          I do remember seeing her blonde little head in a picture when she was a kid though.

  3. I just came by this BLOG site of yours & it f^cking amazing! I LOVE MJ as a playya! Don’t forget in LaToya’s book, it’s actually a good read & quite insightful, young MJ makes another remark about girl’s tushes! & in TII, there’s a scene where MJ is imagining spanking a girl’s azz! & w/ all of these & previous MJ vids, we all know what position he prefers in the bedroom don’t we?;)

    Girl your blog needs to have some sort of shared link so we can share it w/ the WORLD!

    • He does the spanking thing a lot… maybe I should do a post about his spanking obsession…


      (just copy and paste the URL out there bb, the more people realize MJ was human the better)

      • Girl, I would love LOVE it if you made an entry of that! I love this blog of yours, you have tackled somethingh I have yet to see anyone else do! I actually made a blog a few months ago called ‘Was MJ a Womanizer?’, I added your ‘MJ’s porn’ in there but part 5 has issues & no1 but me can see it yet! If you’d like to take a peak, have a look girl! http://profiles.yahoo.com/blog/ODNSE4GEPOFL3K4WT73PUAKO6M?eid=oenm8dpkyy82dmnCavT0_H26YU.4kovrbmPukg4ieiXc1H73qA

      • Toward the end of his performance of Workin’ Day and Night, he does that to Siedah and uses his mic to amplify the sound.
        It’s on the Dangerous Tour

  4. I would love you to do the ‘spanking’ article ……. that makes me go weak at the knees just thinking about it …. oh Michael you do bring out the very naughtiest in me LOL
    L.O.V.E to you friend and please keep writing these amazing articles
    Have a good day

  5. ass man fo show

  6. Of course this is true, it’s easy to see

  7. Hi
    Does anyone know where the bit in THIS IS IT actually is, cos I haven’t seen it yet?

    • Are you talking about one of the gifs? None of them are from TII

    • Hey Barbara, it’s during WBSS. He also does a similar thing during the Dangerous tour I think, Bucharest!

  8. Hi there friend
    No, I was replying to the comment on 14th March where it was mentioned, but I haven’t been able to pick out where is is in TII

  9. Michael never ceases to put a smile on this girl’s face. Of course he was all male, why would anyone think any different? Just because he is a real live doll doesn’t mean he wants to play with them. I would love to be on the receiving end of his tush pinching, spanking, watching. Michael is a hottie and it’s all good!

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  11. MJ was so sexy in This Is It, and the whole spanking dance was so hot. I’ve never seen MJ that sexy before, lol. But, MJ has always been a dude that admired the backside. In Thriller, he’s checking out Ola’s butt, in Remember The Time, when he dances with the girl, he’s in back of the dancer, and pushes up on her, she turns and smiles. But, MJ was also into the chest, once he was with Raymone Bain and they were walking into the WMAs, and she takes off her jacket and MJ completely stops and stares at her chest. LOL. Or when he was completely in awe of Naomi C, belly button, it’s safe to say that MJ just loved the woman’s body. A-sexual my foot. That man was probably more hetrosexual than most men in Hollywood.

    • Which part of Thriller and RTT and the WMA for which year? I gotta add them to my gif collection

      I definitely think he had a thing for just the female form in general… the navel girl at Invincible signing, staring at the interviewer’s stomach during that other interview… staring at Lisa’s cleavage during the Sawyer interview and chewing on his lip then immediately as the interview’s done he reaches between them to pick out her mic… and then there’s his love affair with a women’s legs…

      • Don’t forget in YRMW, he spanks his love interest’s bottom! Weren’t there rumors that she was MJ’s girl at that time?

  12. 1996 WMA MJ touches Naomi C, midsection of her dress, and whispers something to her, she looks bewildered, or confused. The Prince of Monaco, didn’t look to please. lol.

    In Thriller, when MJ is walking with Ola Ray, he hugs her, his eyes goes directly to her butt.

    In RTT, the dance sequence, in which the men and women are paired off for the number, MJ pushes himself on to his dancer, she turns and smiles.

    I love the way he rushes to Iman, hugs her and immediately grabs her and kisses her, she falls and he picks her up. That was hot. It appeared as if she didn’t expect that. I can’t help but love the whole finger turning thing, that was hot.

    Oh , ITC Sexy Version, Naomi pushing MJ on the table and grinding on him, that was hot. MJ was so not gay. And he was so into black women, maybe it was more physical/sexual with black women than white women, but he definitely felt something for us.lol

    • LOL! I personally think MJ was into Black women more so that White women, sucks for me though as I’m Asian w/ a flat behind & front! No cleavage for me for MJ to check out!:'( But I think MJ’s public dates w/ Brooke Shields, Tatum, etc. were just that, for show or for public consumption but he saved his own love life & sexual escapades behind closed doors where no nosy public could get to! & I believe most of the women he probably had a thang w/ were Black as not only do they have the stereotype of having an ASS (unlike MOI!) but I also believe MJ’s videos, dancing & singing reflect more to who he truly was behind closed doors & they all showed Black women excepting LMP (who had a nice frump of her own I must say).

  13. If I’m not mistaken he even checked out Oprah’s butt during the Interview. MJ just loved him, period.

    But, I always wondered if it was me, but why did it always appear as if MJ had women go down on him in his videos, you see Naomi C, rising up, and him looking at her, and in You Rock My World, Kishaya did the same thing. MJ was a pimp. Haters fall back and take notes, lol.

    • Hmm… I don’t remember Kishaya in YRMW going down on MJ! But you know I’ve been considering that, that MJ liked women going down on him & I honestly find that thought very HOT! Remember that YANA fan who put her head in his crotch & MJ getting a boner? Yeah, that’s the 1 girl!;-O LOL! I think MJ had a taste for threesomes as well, in the Michael Bearden interview in the Lopez show, Bearden said MJ told him he could take 2 girls (the guitarist & 1nother dancer) at the same time & he was serious about it! I don’t know why but I’ve been fantasizing MJ having some sort of harem & me wanting to be a part of it! So weird too as I’m a very strong feminist but I think subconsciously I would like to have a guy who is strong & powerful & charming enough to put me in my place! I’ve never encountered such a guy before MJ though!;-P

      I think MJ & Princess Stephanie had a thing going on too & In the Closet was about the 2 of them! Notice during that Diana Ross special in 1996 & DR sat in MJ’s lap how uncomfortable Stephanie looked at the 2 of them?

    • Also Riley said MJ GOT IT IN! Yeah, I believe it!

  14. Rapper Foxy Brown was on Carson Daly around the time she had her last single out, like 4-5 years ago, it was on NBC, well he asked her about a certain call from a particular man. She said, yeah, I was left a message oon my answering machine, and it was MJ, telling her that he thought she was pretty. Foxy said that she didn’t believe that she was, until MJ called and left that message. MJ liking the girls that are gully gully, lol. Wonder how many times, he watched her videos? Pimpin.

    I know Queen Latifah told David Letterman, that she and MJ shared acquaintances, and that he told them that she was pretty and loved her cheekbones. Lover of women. lol.

    Am I the only one that noticed how in , YRMW video, when he’s dancing with and following Kishaya around the club, the scene in which she puts her leg on the table, as MJ is in back of her. MJ was by no means asexual, he had too many inadvertly sexual overtones in his videos, and if you look at his expression, he was into it. Pimpin.

    When I find more information on MJ and the ladies I like to add it. lol.

  15. David Gest his bestfriend since he was 12 and David 16 said that MJ was a fan and had a crush on Kelly Rowland.

    Am I the only one that notice during This Is It, MJ while performing would sometimes turn and look at Judith Hill, smiling. Flrit.

  16. What about Debbie? Are you going to add it? You should complete this awsome work…and why not check out Grace, his nanny?
    Gosh and I can not stop dreamning about this man…thank you so much.

  17. oh sorry just have red your statement about debbie, thank you again….it’s so awsome..all these people who love him so much and making a science of him and his life. That’s the legacy we are giving him….we accept him the way he is and love him even more….he is THE ONE

  18. He was really looking at Oprah’s butt? That was hilarious. Thanks for this whole website. I have found a kindred spirit. Mike is from Gary he knows what’s up on a woman’s body.

  19. MJ was a bad dude, to say that MJ never felt an attraction towards black women, would be a lie and a total misrepresentation of the man. He had a friendship and traveled with Marva King. She’s beautiful and the way she looks and surprisingly has a sexy look to her. MJ just loved beautiful women. Does anyone know if they hooked up?

  20. What about the girl from Blood On The Dance Floor?

    • He checks out Suzie’s butt in BOTDF??

      • When she walks up on the table I think…

      • Hey, are you gonna do a page on Whitney Houston? She wasn’t with Bobby until around 1990, but all the pics I’ve seen of her with MJ were from his Bad Era. MJ did say she was beautiful, and I think they would’ve made a great couple.

        • Whitney dated his brother Jermaine.

  21. 3:58 on you rock my world, MJ smacks the girl.
    It’s the one with the most views under the Vevo stuff.

    • Hee. I’m gonna do a post on spanking though…

      • LOL

  22. There is a cute video of MJ on the set of Home Alone and he is being interviewed by the actor who played the older brother , and the guy asks him how was it working with Iman, MJ smiled and says something, can’t remember, than the boy says, Iman’s hot. And then MJ twirling his hair says, yeah, she’s hot. That was so funny. Mind you he was only 33 at the time. In the RTT video, didn’t it seem as if MJ was rushing to get that kiss? lol.

    I’m still in shock watching that scene in ITC Sexy Version when Naomi pushes him on the table and grinds on him. That was funny.

    • Is there a longer video for the Home Alone thing, cause I haven’t been able to find it.

      • What Home Alone thing?

        • Ok I found it:
          Part 1

          Part 2

          On the second part Devin asks him about the kiss with Iman. Toward the end of it.

          • Thank you, I’ll include it in my Iman section… 🙂

            I had no idea that Jermaine and Iman got off either, Jermaine was such a skeeze.

  23. Please someone who has the movie, can you study the scene in which MJ is serenading Judith Hill and is motioning her to follow him, please tell me what to do you see? Study the whole thing, especially his hands.

  24. Michael was a man who LOVED and appreciated the beauty of a woman. I’m good with whatever way he expressed that appreciation. ;P

  25. for the first time in my life, I love my biggish butt!thank u for this post…

  26. حلو كتير ومايكل مثير جداااا بطريقة رهيبة وانا بحبك يا مايكل جدااا جدااا وبموت فيك بس انا عايزة اعرف عن الفتاة اللى هو طلعها من الجمهور فى حفلة دينجريس

  27. where is that footage from on the one where he is hugging someone ontage rubbing her booty? lol

    • I think it’s rehearsals from a show he was going to do in 1999 in Seoul but I can’t remember, I haven’t seen it in a while.

  28. LOOOOOL OMG. I LOVE this blog. ESPECIALLY this post.

    & LOL@the person who commented in Arabic. I’m guessing you probably have no idea what that says so I’ll translate for you (I’m Palestinian):

    حلو كتير ومايكل مثير جداااا بطريقة رهيبة وانا بحبك يا مايكل جدااا جدااا وبموت فيك بس انا عايزة اعرف عن الفتاة اللى هو طلعها من الجمهور فى حفلة دينجريس

    Translation: “It’s so beautiful, and Michael is terribly hot, and I love you Michael very very much and I’ll die for you. But I want to know about the girl he picked up from the crowd in the “Dangerous” party.”

    • LOL! Isn’t it cool that we’re international fans? I myself am from the Philippines! I agree with that poster, MJ is HOT! & I never found anyone else as HOT as him!;P

  29. Please tell me about the girl he picked up at the Dangerous party …………

    • Does anyone have any information about the girl he picked up from the crowd in the Dangerous party??? Please ….

  30. OMG , I wish I was one of the girls that he spanked !

  31. Has anyone noticed the way he acted & was during the dance scenes in RTT? W/Fatimia Robinson? I hope Im not the only one who saw some very interestin’ stuff in that & plus there’s an actual moment where MJ gets “aroused”-it is an ass moment too!

    • Where, where, where? I’m off to watch it again – where does he get aroused?

  32. the gif where he has on the red jacket and is about to touch the girls butt is from shes out of my life mj and friends rehearsal i think its the first time he sang it with a girl it took me forever to find it !

  33. The RTT scene, where MJ pushes Fatima into his crotch area, and Fatima turns and smiles. Yeah, I saw that. MJ was feelin himself that day. He did it so smooth, that a person would have to be paying close attention. MJ was pimpin. lol

  34. Love this and he also loved plus size women lol he said one time to me, its always good to see a big leg woman lol he loved and admired all didn’t kinds of woman. He was always a total gentalmen. 🙂

  35. Could you do one on Whitney Houston? I heard her and Mike dated. During the BAD era.

  36. Whitney houston 😀 PLZZZZZZZZZZZ I LOVE THIS BTW

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